May 28, 2009

Next Task

kerts periksa dah abis tanda.. lega rasanya.... markah nk kumpul ari jumaat, tp aku dh bg awal pd guru kelas. jumaat nie aku xder kt sekolah... dh start cuti dulu... ahaks..... xder la... ak sebenarnya kena p interview SPP ( suruhanjaya perkhidmatan pendidikan ). yg n penting untuk mengesahkan taraf jawatan aku dlm skim perkjidmatan awam... ari ni plak.. aku x g sekolah gak pasal kena p sambutan hari guru peringkat negeri kt seri negeri.

mpk gaya mlm nie aku ken struggle ler menghafal segala falsafah pendidikan, pelan induk pembangunan pendidikan.... dan sebagainya.... huhuhu....



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May 23, 2009

MEGA SALE... !!!!

well... after a long years... i'm back in the industry... now i'm back with public mutual...

now it's the right and best time for you guys invest.... if you want to get rich... now it's the time... it's like a mega sale for unit trust.. find me... i'll go to you...

happy selling...


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May 17, 2009

Guru oh guru

Guru lah yang mula mengajarku kenal apa itu ABC,
Gurulah jua yang mengajarku kenal apa itu BOLA,

Gurulah yang telah mengajarku ilmu matematik,
Gurulah yang telah membisikkan kata perangsang dalam diriku,

Kini aku jua bergelar seorang guru,
Menyambung perjuangan membentuk generasi bangsa...

dari pagi semalam aku msg x brenti masuk.kengkawan sumer wish hari guru... aku pun x lupa gak balas balik pd sumer... kesempatan ini, aku ucap juga selamat hari guru untuk semua yang bergelar pendidik. aku letak sajak hasil nukilan sasterawan negara, Usman Awang disini...


BERBURU ke padang datar
Dapat rusa belang kaki
Berguru kepala ajar
Ibarat bunga kembang tak jadi

(dedikasi kepada Hari Guru dan guruku tercinta)

Dialah pemberi paling setia
Tiap akar ilmu miliknya
Pelita dan lampu segala
Untuk manusia sebelum jadi dewasa.

Dialah ibu dialah bapa juga sahabat
Alur kesetiaan mengalirkan nasihat
Pemimpin yang ditauliahkan segala umat
Seribu tahun katanya menjadi hikmat.

Jika hari ini seorang Perdana Menteri berkuasa
Jika hari ini seorang Raja menaiki takhta
Jika hari ini seorang Presiden sebuah negara
Jika hari ini seorang ulama yang mulia
Jika hari ini seorang peguam menang bicara
Jika hari ini seorang penulis terkemuka
Jika hari ini siapa sahaja menjadi dewasa;
Sejarahnya dimulakan oleh seorang guru biasa
Dengan lembut sabarnya mengajar tulis-baca.

Di mana-mana dia berdiri di muka muridnya
Di sebuah sekolah mewah di Ibu Kota
Di bangunan tua sekolah Hulu Terengganu
Dia adalah guru mewakili seribu buku;
Semakin terpencil duduknya di ceruk desa
Semakin bererti tugasnya kepada negara.
Jadilah apa pun pada akhir kehidupanmu, guruku
Budi yang diapungkan di dulangi ilmu
Panggilan keramat "cikgu" kekal terpahat
Menjadi kenangan ke akhir hayat.


USMAN AWANG
1979


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May 7, 2009

Mother ... Mak

Orang kata aku lahir dari perut mak..

(bukan org kata...memang betul)



Bila dahaga, yang susukan aku....mak
Bila lapar, yang suapkan aku....mak
Bila keseorangan, yang sentiasa di sampingku.. ..mak
Kata mak, perkataan pertama yang aku sebut....Mak
Bila bangun tidur, aku cari....mak
Bila nangis, orang pertama yang datang ....mak
Bila nak bermanja, aku dekati....mak
Bila nak bergesel, aku duduk sebelah....mak
Bila sedih, yang boleh memujukku hanya....mak
Bila nakal, yang memarahi aku....mak
Bila merajuk, yang memujukku cuma....mak
Bila melakukan kesalahan, yang paling cepat marah....mak
Bila takut, yang tenangkan aku....mak
Bila nak peluk, yang aku suka peluk....mak
Aku selalu teringatkan ....mak
Bila sedih, aku mesti talipon....mak
Bila seronok, orang pertama aku nak beritahu.....mak
Bila bengang.. aku suka luah pada..mak
Bila takut, aku selalu panggil... "mmaaakkkk! "
Bila sakit, orang paling risau adalah....mak
Bila nak exam, orang paling sibuk juga....mak
Bila buat hal, yang marah aku dulu....mak
Bila ada masalah, yang paling risau.... mak
Yang masih peluk dan cium aku sampai hari ni.. mak
Yang selalu masak makanan kegemaranku....mak
kalau balik ke kampung, yang selalu bekalkan ulam & lauk pauk.....mak
Yang selalu simpan dan kemaskan barang-barang aku....mak
Yang selalu berleter kat aku...mak
Yang selalu puji aku....mak
Yang selalu nasihat aku....mak
Bila nak kahwin..Orang pertama aku tunjuk dan rujuk.....mak

Aku ada pasangan hidup sendiri....

Bila seronok, aku cari....pasanganku
Bila sedih, aku cari....mak

Bila berjaya, aku ceritakan pada....pasanganku
Bila gagal, aku ceritakan pada....mak

Bila bahagia, aku peluk erat....pasanganku
Bila berduka, aku peluk erat....emakku


Bila nak bercuti, aku bawa....pasanganku
Bila sibuk, aku hantar anak ke rumah....mak

Bila sambut valentine.. Aku bagi hadiah pada pasanganku
Bila sambut hari ibu...aku cuma dapat ucapkan “Selamat Hari Ibu”

Selalu.. aku ingat pasanganku

Selalu.. mak ingat kat aku

Bila-bila... aku akan talipon pasanganku
Entah bila... aku nak talipon mak

Selalu...aku belikan hadiah untuk pasanganku
Entah bila... aku nak belikan hadiah untuk emak

Renungkan:

"Kalau kau sudah habis belajar dan berkerja... bolehkah kau kirim wang untuk mak?
mak bukan nak banyak... lima puluh ringgit sebulan pun cukuplah".
Berderai air mata jika kita mendengarnya........


Tapi kalau mak sudah tiada..........

MAKKKKK...RINDU MAK.... RINDU SANGAT....

Berapa ramai yang sanggup menyuapkan ibunya....

berapa ramai yang sanggup mencuci muntah ibunya.....

berapa ramai yang sanggup mengantikan lampin ibunya.....

berapa ramai yang sanggup membersihkan najis ibunya.......

berapa ramai yang sanggup membuang ulat dan membersihkan luka kudis ibunya....

berapa ramai yang sanggup berhenti kerja untuk menjaga ibunya.....

dan akhir sekali berapa ramai yang sembahyang JENAZAH ibunya......


Seorang anak mendapatkan ibunya yang sedang sibuk menyediakan makan malam di dapur lalu menghulurkan sekeping kertas yang bertulis sesuatu. Si ibu segera mengesatkan tangan di apron menyambut kertas yang dihulurkan oleh si anak lalu membacanya.Kos upah membantu ibu:

1) Tolong pergi kedai : RM4.00
2) Tolong jaga adik : RM4..00
3) Tolong buang sampah : RM1.00
4) Tolong kemas bilik : RM2.00
5) Tolong siram bunga : RM3.00
6) Tolong sapu sampah : RM3.00
Jumlah : RM17.00


Selesai membaca, si ibu tersenyum memandang si anak sambil sesuatu berlegar-legar si mindanya. Si ibu mencapai sebatang pen dan menulis sesuatu di belakang kertas yang sama.

1) Kos mengandungkanmu selama 9 bulan - PERCUMA
2) Kos berjaga malam kerana menjagamu - PERCUMA
3) Kos air mata yang menitis keranamu - PERCUMA
4) Kos kerunsingan kerana bimbangkanmu - PERCUMA
5) Kos menyediakan makan minum, pakaian, dan keperluanmu -PERCUMA
Jumlah Keseluruhan Nilai Kasihku - PERCUMA

Air mata si anak berlinang setelah membaca apa yang dituliskan oleh siibu. Si anak menatap wajah ibu,memeluknya dan berkata,

"Saya Sayangkan Ibu". Kemudian si anak mengambil pen dan menulis "Telah Dibayar" pada mukasurat yang sama ditulisnya.

sama-sama renungkan....



Selamat Hari Ibu :: Happy Mother's Day


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May 6, 2009

Are you 80's baby...???

lagi satu yg best....

KALAU KORANG LAHIR PADA TAHUN 1973-1983..
MESTI KORANG INGAT NI

Kita membesar dgn menonton G-Force, Transformers, Thundercats, Silver Hawk,
Woody Woodpecker, Chipmunks n Mickey Mouse. Not to forget Ninja Turtles,
Mask, Smurfs dan Voltron. lg satu Gaban.

Berus gigi time waktu rehat kat skolah rendah?...hmm, mesti pegang cawan
warna-warni kan . mencangkung kat tepi parit dgn classmates semua kat
seblah...

ingat tak, misi kat skolah masuk kelas dgn list dentist appointment. Pastu
bunyi gigi member kite kene gerudi kat bilik sebelah. ada gigi yang
berlubang, kene laa tampal.

ni sure korang igt...program minum susu di skolah. nak galakkan budak2 time
tuh minum susu. sekotak 30 sen jek beb...

cikgu2 kalau nak denda, mesti guna pembaris panjang warna kuning tu. Pukul
tapak tangan... kan ?

semangkuk mi sup ke, mihun sup ke, 50 sen jek kat kantin.

time skolah menengah, korang sure beli kasut skolah Bata BM2000, BM Turbo
atau Pallas Jazz. ada yang suka kasut high-cut yang buatan china tu...ada
yang suka stoking tebal laaa...

internet? email? Menda alah ape tu?
CD? ape tu? kaset tape penah laa dgr.. Tiket wayang pun 3 inggit je.

kite pegi kedai runcit, beli Chickerdis, Mamee , Kum Kum, UFO, O-Ya, Ding
Dang chocolate balls yang ada mainan kat dlm die, 'telur' keras warna warni,
'rokok' chewing gum, KIKI Bubble Gum. tak dilupakan, 'Ti Kam'. bile dah abih
exam, main Monopoly la, Donkey la, Happy Family laa dlm class.

tapi bunyi loceng laa yang paling best skali. boleh beli aiskrim ngan apek
kat luar skola tuh...

lagi satu loceng masa nak pegi rehat. tinggal kan keje skolah, jom kita pegi
makan. budak2 yg dpt Rancangan Makanan Tambahan (RMT) mesti kluar
awal.

lagi satu yang seronok mase time Pendidikan Jasmani, PJ. main bola laa,
rounders laa...

permainan kegemaran, main guli, batu seremban, penutup botol, batang
aiskrim, 'Pepsi Cola one-two-three' , 'Police & Sentry', main kejar2
duduk...

kita hilangkan dahaga dgn aiskrim 10 sen. Yang tube aiskrim, ada byk2 color
tu.kalau nak makan, kene patahkan kat tengah2 die!

lipat kertas kecik2, pastuh buat lastik. hmmm..ni pun kita main dulu ni.
baling2 kapur laa.

hmm...budak2 skarang, bagi diorg, diorg mane penah dgr lagu 'We Are the
World, We Are the Children...' dan lagu 'Uptown Girl' yang diorg tau, yg
Westlife nyanyi....bkn Billy Joel nyanyi...

bagi diorg, ada satu je Jerman kat dunia ni, dan ade satu je Vietnam.

AIDS wujud sejak diorg lahir.

CD pun wujud time diorg lahir.

Michael Jackson dah putih dah time tu.

Diorg percaya Spiderman dgn Incredible Hulk tu filem2 baru.

Diorg tak bley bayangkan skrin hitam putih utk sebuah komputer.

Diorg tak penah tau pun 'Atari' dgn 'Game & Watch'.

Diorg tak percaya penah ada TV hitam putih... dan diorg skarang tak reti nak
switch on TV kalau xde remote control.

dan diorg tak paham macam mane kite boleh survive dkt universiti tanpa
handphone...

hmm...jom kite check, kite ni dah tua ke:
1. korg paham ape yang korang baca kat atas ni, dan korg sure tersenyum
2. kebanyakan member2 skolah menengah kite dah kawin
3. korg sure pelik bile nengok bdak2 kecik main komputer, selamba je
4. kita geleng kepala bile nengok bdak2 skolah menengah guna handphone
5. kita dah tak byk sembang2 dgn member melalui telefon lagi setiap hari
6. bile jumpe member lame dari semasa ke semasa, seronok bile bersembang
pasal cerite2 lame, cerite2 kelakar yang kite alami mase dulu time kecik2,
nakal2 dulu...
7. last skali, bile dah bace testimonial ni, korang akan terpikir utk forwardkan dkt member2 lame korg.Sure diorg suke punye laa...hehehe

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May 3, 2009

20 things you didn't know about Windows XP

Might be old a bit... but still info... if you want to do it to your pc, do it on your own risk... i'll not be responsible if anything happens...

You've read the reviews and digested the key feature enhancements and operational changes. Now it's time todelve a bit deeper and uncover some of Windows XP's secrets.

1. It boasts how long it can stay up. Whereas previous versions of Windows were coy about how long they went between boots, XP is positively proud of its stamina. Go to the Command Prompt in the Accessories menu from the All Programs start button option, and then type 'systeminfo'. The computer will produce a lot of useful info, including the uptime. If you want to keep these, type 'systeminfo > info.txt'. This creates a file called info.txt you can look at later with Notepad. (Professional Edition only).

2. You can delete files immediately, without having them move to the Recycle Bin first. Go to the Start menu, select Run... and type ' gpedit.msc'; then select User Configuration, Administrative Templates, Windows Components, Windows Explorer and find the Do not move deleted files to the Recycle Bin setting. Set it. Poking around in gpedit will reveal a great many interface and system options, but take care -- some may stop your computer behaving as you wish. (Professional Edition only).

3. You can lock your XP workstation with two clicks of the mouse. Create a new shortcut on your desktop using a right mouse click, and enter 'rundll32.exe user32.dll,LockWorkStation' in the location field. Give the shortcut a name you like. That's it -- just double click on it and your computer will be locked. And if that's not easy enough, Windows key + L will do the same.

4. XP hides some system software you might want to remove, such as Windows Messenger, but you can tickle it and make it disgorge everything. Using Notepad or Edit, edit the text file /windows/inf/sysoc.inf, search for the word 'hide' and remove it. You can then go to the Add or Remove Programs in the Control Panel, select Add/Remove Windows Components and there will be your prey, exposed and vulnerable.

5. For those skilled in the art of DOS batch files, XP has a number of interesting new commands. These include 'eventcreate' and 'eventtriggers' for creating and watching system events, 'typeperf' for monitoring performance of various subsystems, and 'schtasks' for handling scheduled tasks. As usual, typing the command name followed by /? will give a list of options --
they're all far too baroque to go into here.

6. XP has IP version 6 support -- the next generation of IP. Unfortunately this is more than your ISP has, so you can only experiment with this on your LAN. Type 'ipv6 install' into Run... (it's OK, it won't ruin your existing network setup) and then 'ipv6 /?' at the command line to find out more. If you don't know what IPv6 is, don't worry and don't bother.

7. You can at last get rid of tasks on the computer from the command line by using 'taskkill /pid' and the task number, or just 'tskill' and the process number. Find that out by typing 'tasklist', which will also tell you a lot about what's going on in your system.

8. XP will treat Zip files like folders, which is nice if you've got a fast machine. On slower machines, you can make XP leave zip files well alone by typing 'regsvr32 /u zipfldr.dll' at the command line. If you change your mind later, you can put things back as they were by typing 'regsvr32 zipfldr.dll'.

9. XP has ClearType -- Microsoft's anti-aliasing font display technology -- but doesn't have it enabled by default. It's well worth trying, especially if you were there for DOS and all those years of staring at a screen have given you the eyes of an astigmatic bat. To enable ClearType, right click on the desktop, select Properties, Appearance, Effects, select ClearType from the second drop-down menu and enable the selection. Expect best results on laptop displays.
If you want to use ClearType on the Welcome login screen as well, set the registry entry
HKEY_USERS/.DEFAULT/Control Panel/Desktop/FontSmoothingType to 2.

10. You can use Remote Assistance to help a friend who's using network address translation (NAT) on a home network, but not automatically. Get your pal to email you a Remote Assistance invitation and edit the file. Under the RCTICKET attribute will be a NAT IP address, like 192.168.1.10. Replace this with your chum's real IP address -- they can find this out by going to www.whatismyip.com -- and get them to make sure that they've got port 3389 open on their firewall and forwarded to the errant computer.

11. You can run a program as a different user without logging out and back in again. Right click the icon, select Run As... and enter the user name and password you want to use. This only applies for that run. The trick is particularly useful if you need to have administrative permissions to install a program, which many require. Note that you can have some fun by running programs multiple times on the same system as different users, but this can have unforeseen effects.

12. Windows XP can be very insistent about you checking for auto updates, registering a Passport, using Windows Messenger and so on. After a while, the nagging goes away, but if you feel you might slip the bonds of sanity before that point, run Regedit, go to HKEY_CURRENT_USER/Software/Microsoft/Windows/Current Version/Explorer/Advanced and create a DWORD value called EnableBalloonTips with a value of 0.

13. You can start up without needing to enter a user name or password. Select Run... from the start menu and type 'control userpasswords2', which will open the user accounts application. On the Users tab, clear the box for Users Must Enter A User Name And Password To Use This Computer, and click on OK. An Automatically Log On dialog box will appear; enter the user name and password for the account you want to use.

14. Internet Explorer 6 will automatically delete temporary files, but only if you tell it to. Start the browser, select Tools / Internet Options... and Advanced, go down to the Security area and check the box to Empty Temporary Internet Files folder when browser is closed.

15. XP comes with a free Network Activity Light, just in case you can't see the LEDs twinkle on your network card. Right click on My Network Places on the desktop, then select Properties. Right click on the description for your LAN or dial-up connection, select Properties, then check the Show icon in notification area when connected box. You'll now see a tiny network icon on
the right of your task bar that glimmers nicely during network traffic.

16. The Start Menu can be leisurely when it decides to appear, but you can speed things along by changing the registry entry HKEY_CURRENT_USER/Control Panel/Desktop/MenuShowDelay from the default 400 to something a little snappier. Like 0.

17. You can rename loads of files at once in Windows Explorer. Highlight a set of files in a window, then right click on one and rename it. All the other files will be renamed to that name, with individual numbers in brackets to distinguish them. Also, in a folder you can arrange icons in alphabetised groups by View, Arrange Icon By... Show In Groups.

18. Windows Media Player will display the cover art for albums as it plays the tracks -- if it found the picture on the Internet when you copied the tracks from the CD. If it didn't, or if you have lots of pre-WMP music files, you can put your own copy of the cover art in the same directory as the tracks. Just call it folder.jpg and Windows Media Player will pick it up and display it.

19. Windows key + Break brings up the System Properties dialogue box; Windows key + D brings up the desktop; Windows key + Tab moves through the taskbar buttons.

20. The next release of Windows XP, codenamed Longhorn, is due out late next year or early 2006 and won't be much to write home about. The next big release is codenamed Blackcomb and will be out in 2003/2007.

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May 2, 2009

Scam, Con, Fraud....

kalo tgk pada tajuk nie, npk mcm besar. tp itu ler realiti.. lelebih lagi dlm keadaan sekarang nie yg serba meleset... mengikut kajian... mmg setiap tiga tahun sekali... akan naik turun ekonomi dunia nie... so secara x langsung kita terjejas sekali..

ok balik pd topik.. since aku sendiri dh kena 2 kali... dn yg kedua nie dlm proses nk setel... company tue nk bagi cek refund tuk brg yg aku xjadi amik aritu... so, camner bley jadik scam...??? sdangkan segala transaksi adalah sah...

betul.. mmg korg akan ada invoise sumer, tp korg akan rasa pelik biler dh sampai ke rumah... pk2 balik xkan rega brg nie sampai 3-4 riban... kalo ikut logik xder la sampai camtue.... maknanya korg dh jadik mangsa la tue... senang citer.. duit yg dibayar x berbaloi dgn kualiti barang...

cr bekerja derang nie senang jer... kira derang ni hebat ler gak... leh main psikologi... dlm diri kita ada sifat tamak, bangga diri, x jujur, naif, simpati n so on... dia mengguna pakai segala sifat ini dan mengeksploitasinya semaksima yg mungkin... try ikut step kt bawah nie...

modus operandi di rumah...
1. kalo ader org dt umah nk wat survey pasal brg dapur ker letrik ker... mean anda kena standby... jgn bg masuk... minta kad kuasa kalo ada... or mintak ic dia n pegang... selama mana dia ckp ngn korg.
2. biler di start offer minta nama n alamat... jgn bg yg real... dulu dia akan bagi kad gores n menang... tp skang dia just isi kupon n koyak.... tup-tup tgk anda menang... so time nie dah start sesi lakonan
3. dia akan call 'supervisor' n dia akan ckp dgn korg... antara ayat femes... korg kenal ker dgn promoter tue, pernah join x program dia... n mcm2 lagi... dia ucap tahniah bagai...
4. dia akan kata nk menang hadiah tue kena beli barang dulu... ok.. kalo dh masuk bab nie.. korg leh halau dia balik... ckp xnak... kalo dia degil, ugut nk call polis.... or sebaiknya... masa mula2 lagi... jgn bagi dia ckp trus.... ckp dgn dia... kalo nk jual barg, sila blah... aku xminat...
5. kdg2 dia dtg ckp nk wat talk... sebab dia praktikal student.. nk practise.. brg dia x bawak dulu... biler korg bg masuk baru dia p amik brg... biler dia start citer kang... last sekali kang dia kata suh beli.... dia akan ckp... dia xdpt komisen apa... dpt point jer... biler cukup point... company tu akan support duit yuran dia... tuk sambung blajo... dgr mcm kesian... tp ada ker pusat ipt yg bg student dia praktikal wat jualan camnie... aku rasa xder... walapun politeknik.... kalo ada... mgm giler la lecturer n management tue... yg penting kesian poket korg dulu.... kalo nk beli brg trus p kedai jer carik....

modus operandi di pasaraya
1. selalu amik kt tempat2 femes n grand... tesco, mydin, ioi mall puchong, n mcm2
2. dia akan bodek dgn puji-pujian... lumrah manusia sapa x suka kena puji kan ? lepas tue dia akan umpan dgn souvenir free... pastu dia amik detail. cthnyer dia amik detail tuk spot n win... lepas tue dia akan salin detail korg ke kertas lain.. cthnyer kupon... masa ni korg kena perati betul2.. time dia koyak kupon tue.. mmg dh ada tertulis segala barang yg bakal korg beli...
3. dia akan pura2 selak n npk ler hadiah tue... masa nie lakonan pun bermula... dia call supervisor dia... ayat sama mcm kt atas....
4. tgk brg dulu n compare dgn rega semasa logik ker tak... pk dgn akal, bkn dgn nafsu biasanya rega tu tgi giler... kalo dia press suh beli ckp xnak.... kalo dia degil gak... korg jerit ler kt mall tue.. bior satu mall tahu pun xper... bagi dia malu....
5. yg penting jgn tertipu n terbeli... kalo henpon korg ader 3g n internet.... cek trus online... ader ker tak brg tu dlm internet... logiknyer... kalo dia dh pegi global... atleast ada website produk tue... or plg kurg testimoni dr user... mesti ada dlm web... kalo ckp jer import dr france tp website pun xder... logik ker... ???

kalo dh terkena apa nk buat....
1. minta refund duit. dgn syarat brg yg korg amik tue jgn pakai...
2. kalo pake kad kredit... trus call credit centre.. minta cancel transaction... sebaiknyer segala nombor tepon centre card credit ada dlm henpon....
3. kalo xnak refund.. last sekali wat repot kt tribunal... yg ni agak leceh sket.. tp korg insyalah pasti akan dpt duit tue... walaunpun x 100%

so... harap2 apa yg aku bagi nie dpt membantu korg walaupun x 100% kalo ader tambahan siler le komen... paling penting... kesian poket korg dulu... sebab tue yg kena byr nanti...

antara brg yg diguna
kawamichi
izonic
vigico
technowater
n segala brand yg korg x pernah dgr....

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